a very freaking late fanaccount

well basically the title states everything because the only concert i went to is worldstagemy
and of course its free or else my parents wont let me go tbh
lets not talk about the nights i stayed up for the dumb game that hans and yangyao managed to win in the first time
lets not talk about how i clawed my face when michelle called me about the tickets
lets not talk about how big a fight happened between me and my mum
and of course fights are what bonds us together so yay we're cool after 3 hours lmfao

so let's just talk about d-day
d-day when karrpeng was the first one there and she was like wtf hyong where are you its flooding here jfc the crowd its so hot i want to die
tbqh im still at home hunting for my fans so i bought 2 along hehehehe
i left at around 9 and my dad took me to the grocery shop to buy the food for the day
apparently we nearly died bc there's no parking but well my dad said he'll just settle everything after im in
awesome dad is awesome tbqh
so me and michelle met up in front of popular and both our dads had their bonding time and istg their mindset is the same when it comes to concerts and stuff
both of them were like "yup going there to make sure first" "yup that's what im thinking" wow bff in making lmfao
so when we arrived poor karrpeng was not in the line bc too hot and sunny and the line shifted lmfao all the trolls by the management
and it literally took us 2 minutes to find the end of the line which is  982743179024791 meters from the entrance but well everything is chill
my dad was like lmfao you wanna get cooked or smtg im gonna give you 2 huge umbrellas from my car
which is a very good idea and it saved our lives later lmfao
i bought along my biology which is quite a good idea or else i'll die of boredom
sms-ed yiwei during that time lmfao jerk for ignoring me halfway well nvm i have my parameciums to memorise
kaiyun weijing jiahui appeared at 12 pm with mOOCOWS and we screamed at them lmfao we had fun chatting
then michelle kaiyun weijing jiahui took off for a walk in sunway and we wanted food
me karrpeng and her sis ended up staring at each other and trust me im texting karrpeng when she's right in front of me and she hit me with a fan ow
i was thinking of bathrooms and toilets when a call came in from kaiyun and she's like guys move the door is open omfg
we jumped up and flailed bc sO MANY UMBRELLAS SO MANY BAGS OMFG and i need to give the umbrellas back to my dad so i just spam called him
so i was left alone finding my dad with 3 umbrellas when all hell broke loose

for heavens sake istg the crowd was hella crazy like cRAZY if you dont know there's a concert you'll think its tsunami or smtg
i found my dad and im like dad im gonna get lost if i dont get in and he shot me an are you dumb go now look and when i turn back
istg i cursed so loud i laughed
hell its just a tsunami of human heads and hair and waving umbrellas
all of them are missing and i cant contact them and i was all shit omg
then weijing picked up the phone thank all the gods above and i spotted them
i squeezed in and well people are very nice because when i said my friends are there a few of them were like omg okay go quickly dont get lost
my faith in humanity is restored istg
when i was in i grabbed karrpeng and i found shirying and xinkei coming to us later
istg i cant move tbh everyone is pushing and groaning and wow?!?!?!
and because of the interviews happening people are screaming and then the whole crowd goes crazy because omFG WHAT IS IT IS EXO HERE IS EXO HERE
did i tell you almost all of them are exo stans
no i didnt
well now i did and hell the crowd is insane tbqh
i was squished and i tell you i was the only one that could breathe better tbh
perks of being tall
and i was glancing around and i saw my dad standing under a coconut tree lmfao dad nice pose
we stood for one hour and it started raining
everyone moans and i was all "wow god thanks for the cooling essence"
because rain is better than the sun there's a girl that fainted right beside me omg all of us bystanders screamed for 2 minutes to get the medics attention
and of course, i called my dad to check on the girl
she's fine after she's out from the crowd tbh
im not joking when i tell you i legit fell asleep standing because it doesnt need strength to keep myself up?
and im always in a trance like state shirying gaped at me lmfao
eventually we got seperated into two groups, karrpeng, me, her sister, shirying and xinkei while kaiyun jiahui weijing and michelle disappeared into the crowd
im so hungry until the extent i nearly cried when i thought about the burger king that was bought by michelle
we should be together we are destined to be but now you are somewhere on the cold asphalt instead of in my stomach
cries we will meet in the next lifetime

i am not joking when i said we stood there for 4 hours without moving
the management is finding the vvips so we just stood there
i gave up protesting bc they wont care tbqh its their job to give vvips express passes
and my dad calls me frequently to keep me updated on what's happening in front of the line so im like the agent 007 there spreading information
nice job dad with your coconut tree i love you
when my dad said they are letting us in i nearly cried because god damn finally wow
and he whispered "qi go to your right go there you can sneak pass and walk faster"
and i was like wow dad i really love you so much u know
so i led them through the crowd and settled at the right side and hell yes it was so much faster
i made 2 friends in the crowd tbh they were really nice and friends are nice
so when finally went pass the ic checking booth i looked back at my dad and gave him an official salute
and he's like "well done agent" and left
wow istg i can be a spy i live a double life
6 litres of water gave us strength to go for hours and when they confisticated all my food and my water
i was all very well i will faint bc i didnt take any food
but well i cant do anything so bye money
see you in another lifetime too

we went in and we ran
i thought it was just nearby the entrance but nooooooooooooooooooo its really 1029371902730192319023 km away
istg i could die running there tbh
and its in the middle of a beach i am so done
we reached the stage and wow its already packed with people and i just eyyyyyyyy cannot liddat lah
and i noticed the other part of the venue is still chained so here comes my acting skills
i went to talk to the staffs, chilling and all and asked them about the empty space
apparently its going to be open after this part is full so im like aw okay
so i decided to stand by the railings beside to the chains
hell yeah im waiting for this shit to open yo nigga wont settle for far ass view
the guard shooed me off but when i told him im waiting for my mum (which is real)
that shut him up effectively
everyone got shooed away except me and i just looked at karrpeng and asked her to keep a close watch if i run then run
then the forever alone where are you mum acting went on for 15 minutes
until the chain went down

i tell you im the first one in the new zone i ran so fast im impressed by myself
when i arrived right in front of the extended stage behind the vip zone i adjusted to the best view i find and well yay people started flooding in and yes best spot for the night secured
i feel so bad for tricking the staffs but well life is for the smart
and i contacted karrpeng and she's in too but i cant find her oh well okay then but she legit screamed at my place lmfao
night settles in and thats the time when i know something is wrong with me

i havent take anything besides the cookies and i think im going to faint if i dont eat anything
i dont have water i dont have food i dont have sugar to get me going
and the water here is freaking rm 4 a small bottle what the actual shit
i tried holding in but when my knees start to wobble i decided to just kiss goodbye to my money and get a bottle of water
and yes its the best water i've tasted in my life

the concert started and hell the emcees are hot
joe flizzow came out first and yooooooooooooooo that man is quite good
malaysia may have a hit after all, no?
i was jamming to the song when i realised no one was paying attention
like wow you guys he's cool respect him okay?
the fansites noonas are right in front of me with huge dslrs and stools and well i saw pandanuna with her panda
everything was fine until we saw alot of shadows passing when joe flizzow left and another round of hell broke loose

when the intro for wolf came out i was pushed directly to the barricade lmfao i can only stand tiptoed and i cant hear anything because all the screams omg
but well i got a much better view tiptoeing so okay
wolf came up first and i was all omfg the tree of life??!?!?!? omg
and chanyeol turned out i just omfg boy u fineeeee
all the way i just ajshdgalksjdhlkajshdlkajhs through
until junmyeon
when its junmyeon's line i gave this dying whale squeal and groaned JUNMYEONAAAAAA ;AAA;
the malay girl in front of me laughed but who cares its junmyeon special snowflake in front of me
so wolf ended and the crowd is crying and screaming and when we are one! annyeonghaseyo exo imnida istg my eardrums nearly exploded
jongin is stripping on stage lmfao he's sweating niagara falls and junmyeon is dabbing all the sweat away and i just hA GAYYYYYYYYY ;AAAAAAAAAAAAAA;
i cant hear them speaking but i know they're were like omg so hot
but well kris decided to i say x you say o x o x o the shit out of us

and turned out its a troll when 365 came up
bUT IT WAS FABULOUS
fabulous because the boys are walking around and walking toWARDS US OMG THEY WALKED TOWARDS US
them 12 boys are just being little shits omg like wow waving smiling bowing
and chanyeol spraying water bIG SHIT ALERT
halfway through jongdae came up with a panda hat omg adorable ((after i came back home i knew it was linsan's and i cried))
kris and chanyeol was just chilling in front of the camera and junmyeon was just there kyungsoo draping over him waving and smiling omg junmyeon precious snowflake bby
zitao came in and walked straight to the camera lmfao tao bby precious bby
and then luhan pulled him away and jongdae led them back to the stage
they were really happy and sweating profusely and i was really happy too
365 ended and growl came out and i was still processing the fact that im watching the choreography live?!?!?!?
and did i inform you i was all junmyeonaaaaaaaaa since 365
no
then yes i did junmyeonaaaaaaa during the rest of the day
growl was awesome and they thanked the crowd so they left
what touched me is yixing bowing so much omg yixing baby is the best baby i love you
and when they left istg 90% of the exotics left
i cant move from my place so i decided to stay

turned out staying is the best decision of my life
far east movement's stage was downright awesome
it was like their own concert tbh
all the remixes and the fans jamming and dancing and jumping
it was so fun i had more fun than i had with exo
because fem had a better stage chemistry compared to rookie baby exo
and that huge duck came down and omg sO FUN
all of the audience squatted down at one point and we jumped together and it was just mindblowing
the lights are awesome too when "touch the sky" came on i thought i could really touch the sky

after far east movement left i left too because im really getting a little bit fainty
so i left and found my mum chilling beside the suzuki booth and got 2 sets of polaroid pictures taken lmfao awesome mum
we talked and rested for abit and bigbang's mv came on and we screamed
i told myself i will never come again i nearly died even if bigbang comes i will refuse to die again
reminder is that is what i told myself
and i never do things that i tell myself to do
well shinee if you come you will find me there too

we left before robin thicke came out bc there's some technical difficulties
so we left and i told my mum i want to go home and wash myself omg
i still have school the next day and having sores all over doesnt help at all

apparently i was the only one that stayed for far east movement in my circle of friends and i never regretted it
overall the worldstagemy experience is very valueble for my life
not because i met exo
its because i learnt how important it is to just be tolerant and get friends during events
work smart and it'll get you good things in life
and most of all
no matter how parents does
they want the best for you and deep down they love you too much to risk you <3




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